28Feb08

Traci Hartless
Miss Traci Hartless Stopped by to take a quick pic. She’s always looking stylish, even in snowboarding gear, some people have forgotten that you can still look good with out Over doing it. I saw some horrible outfits today. People in wanna be skittle suits…. hmmmm, not my style. Tone it down!!

You Live in Mammoth

Forget flat-landers… ……here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Mammoth-ites….

If your one-and-only Car Wash is closed from September through June, you live
in Mammoth .

If you wear shorts and a snow jacket at the same time, you live in Mammoth.

If you’ve had a conversation with someone who rolled down their window
at the stop light to ask you for directions to “the Lodge”, you live in Mammoth .

If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Crowley for the weekend, you live in Mammoth.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Mammoth ..

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Mammoth.

If you can drive 50 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Mammoth ..

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you live in Mammoth.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you live in Mammoth.

If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Mammoth .

If the speed limit on Main Street is 25 mph — you’re going 40 and
everybody is passing you, you live in Mammoth ..

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Mammoth .

If you wait in line at the Post Office with a “yellow slip” for a Verizon
phone book, you live in Mammoth.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction, you live in Mammoth .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in
Mammoth .

If you find 10 degrees “a little chilly”, you live in Mammoth .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your
Mammoth friends &others, you live in Mammoth.

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One Response to “”

  1. 1 Rachel

    So, I do need to say, you are probably commenting on all of my friends. Norway has taken over main park. If you see bright yellow pants or an assortment of Neff Hoodies, you have probably found one of the 23 Norwegians staying here this winter. Thank companies like Airblaster, Neff, and Bape for those awesome skittle suits. I myself wear my green pants, and neff hoodie usually, my roommate goes for the sea foam green pants with her nomis hoodie. Its just so much easier to spot your friends when you see hot pink pants and a florecent green jacket.


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